Bordello of Blood (1996)Friday, March 5th, 2010 |
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The old bag of bones ‘Cryptkeeper’ returns for his second full length feature flick about a funeral home that’s a front for a whorehouse run by vampires. |
Bordello of Blood (1996)Friday, March 5th, 2010 |
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The old bag of bones ‘Cryptkeeper’ returns for his second full length feature flick about a funeral home that’s a front for a whorehouse run by vampires. |
How to Be (2008)Friday, March 5th, 2010 |
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At first fancying himself an “enigmatic poet”, twenty something Art gradually realizes that he must take action if he’s going to escape his depressed life as a struggling musician in London. A solution comes in the shape of a book titled “It’s Not Your Fault”. Not content to just draw inspiration from its pages, however, Art invites the elderly author of the book to come live with him and his parents, which quickly becomes a painfully funny journey about dysfunction and growing up. |
Artie Lange: Jack and Coke (2010)Friday, March 5th, 2010 |
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Howard Stern Show regular and former MAD TV star Artie Lange performs a series of willfully controversial bits touching on topics as varied as professional sports, being Italian, and his trip overseas to perform for the troops in Afghanistan. |
Bam Margera Presents: Where the #$&% Is Santa? (2008)Friday, March 5th, 2010 |
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In this bizarre and painful reality adventure, Jackass alum Bam Margera gathers up his band of wild friends and heads off to the Arctic Circle, determined to find the home and factory of Santa Clause, engaging in many “don’t try this at home” style stunts along the way. |
Curdled (1996)Friday, March 5th, 2010 |
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Gabriella, a Columbian immigrant, is obsessed with understanding violent crime. The current string of murders by “The Blue Blood Killer” of affluent Miami socialites provides her with fodder for her scrapbook of death. She lands a job with a post-murder cleaning service and during a Blue-Blood clean-up job, discovers evidence that police have overlooked. |
Leap Year (2010)Friday, March 5th, 2010 |
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A woman (Adams) who has an elaborate scheme to propose to her boyfriend on Leap Day, an Irish tradition which occurs every time the date February 29 rolls around, faces a major setback when bad weather threatens to derail her planned trip to Dublin. With the help of an innkeeper, however, her cross-country odyssey just might result in her getting engaged. |
Youth in Revolt (2009)Friday, March 5th, 2010 |
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While his trailer trash parents teeter on the edge of divorce, Nick Twisp sets his sights on dream girl Sheeni Saunders, hoping that she’ll be the one to take away his virginity. |
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)Friday, March 5th, 2010 |
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Seymour, an orphan and a nerd, is taken in and given a job by Mr. Mushnik, the owner of a run down Florists in the seedy part of town. Seymour spends his time doing menial tasks and dreaming of the shop assistant, Audrey. One day, just after an eclipse of the Sun, Seymour discovers a strange plant. He buys it and names is Audrey II. While caring for Audrey II, Seymour discovers the plant’s rather unique appetite. The plant grows and grows, as does Seymour’s infatuation for Audrey, but who will get her first? FEED ME! |
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000)Friday, March 5th, 2010 |
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Buzz Lightyear is an ultimate space ranger hero that must fight against his arch enemy the evil Emperor Zurg, who steals the “Unimind,” a device that enables three-eyed aliens to function as a single intellect. The aliens, referred to as “LGMs” the little green men, form the support crew that keep Star Command running, but as individual thinkers, they’re inept. Buzz acquires the sidekicks who form Team Lightyear: Booster, an oversize, overeager alien; XR short for “Experimental Ranger”, one of the aliens’ less successful robot inventions; and the inevitable spunky girl, Princess Mira Nova of the planet Tangeah. Together, this group of disparate heroes find they must work together to save the galaxy when Emporer Zurg hatches his grandest scheme for conquest yet and take on Emperor Zurg in intergalactic combat. |
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007)Friday, March 5th, 2010 |
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As a child Jack Brooks witnessed the brutal murder of his family. Now a young man he struggles with a pestering girlfriend, therapy sessions that resolve nothing, and night classes that barely hold his interest. After unleashing an ancient curse, Jack’s Professor undergoes a transformation into something not-quite- human, and Jack is forced to confront some old demons… along with a few new ones. |